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Morning denizens
Overnight rain has passed over, though knowing my luck I'll catch up with it as it slowly heads east
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Morning all. Reasonable journey in this week at 2 hours rather than 2.5. Just awaiting the canteen to open for the supplying of bacon and things
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Just wondering if anyone has found a will to live.
I seem to have lost mine this morning

As an aside is muttering 'Do **** off' under your breath a sackable offence?
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Nope I'm at home so doing the day job while sorting out a few other errands.Originally posted by original PM View PostJust wondering if anyone has found a will to live.
I seem to have lost mine this morning

As an aside is muttering 'Do **** off' under your breath a sackable offence?

Tomorrow that would be the case but with a pressing deadline it won't be tomorrow.
Now Wednesday assuming tomorrow goes fine....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Bacon, Poached Egg, Beans - 8/10Originally posted by barrydidit View PostMorning all. Reasonable journey in this week at 2 hours rather than 2.5. Just awaiting the canteen to open for the supplying of bacon and things
Sausage - 2/10
I really wish I hadn't bothered with that sausage. It looked ok and fooled me by calling itself a 'premium sausage', but really it was just processed crap with a bit of herbage thrown in to disguise the fact. Detracted from what was otherwise a good scoff.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostBacon, Poached Egg, Beans - 8/10
Sausage - 2/10
I really wish I hadn't bothered with that sausage. It looked ok and fooled me by calling itself a 'premium sausage', but really it was just processed crap with a bit of herbage thrown in to disguise the fact. Detracted from what was otherwise a good scoff.
I credited you with at least a shred of intelligence and you failed by falling for the "premium" sausage ruse, surely you should know all about that total lie by now
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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