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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHad to use a pair of pliers to get the lid off the cough mixture bottle, BBE 05/2011.
Just don't drink the whole bottle at once..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Slightly panicked earlier today walking into ClientCo office.
There's a Daihatsu Sirion parked in the car park with a sticker on the rear window, which at first glance is "I (heart) MF"
On closer inspection there is a graphic before the MF, which refers to a bunch of people who like to dress up and pretend to be in the army, so living a fantasy life...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostLuckily they are mostly sugar as they are a placebo
Just don't drink the whole bottle at once...Comment
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The virtual machine I'm working on has added an hour to its clock because of BST, apparently unaware that wherever it got the time from had already done so. As a result, it's an hour fast. Every time I see the clock I think "Not long now!" and then remember there's an extra hour to go
Still, Friday!
Not long now… oh, hang on…Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post5% ethanol in the one I'm using. hic.
Just checked... are you drinking petrol, it's up to 5% C2H6O…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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https://www.benylin.co.uk
Nothing is better than benylin.
I'm taking Nothing at the moment & it's not betterer at all.Comment
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Feck me.
I've just finished the final MSDS in the pile.
It was a fecking scan so I couldn't copy stuff out of the fecker & had to actually type stuff in.
Just as well it's the last one.
My touch typing seems to have gone to pot.Comment
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Had a phone interview with possible new ClientCo earlier on - back to my usual rate and only 20 mins from home instead of 75 mins each way.
Seriously ticking off the days to end of contract here. It pays the bills but you can't say much else.Comment
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