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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Don't forget to send flowers.
    If I send my lawn trimmings would that be considered a fitting tribute or poor taste?

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      Friend has just broken a world record.

      Fastest marathon dressed as a fairy. 3:12:57 - pretty good going by any standards.

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Friend has just broken a world record.

        Fastest marathon dressed as a fairy. 3:12:57 - pretty good going by any standards.

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          Puddings sourced from Waitrose.

          There were seven puddings in the end.

          They say "all things in moderation". I'm stuffed.
          Last edited by mudskipper; 17 April 2016, 18:19.

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            Very nice evening out there now. Still seems a tad chilly, but it's sunny

            And now the aroma of roasting lamb is beginning to drift in from the kitchen

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              How exciting! A personal message from Bill Gates offering me 5 million dollars. Good job I checked my spam - I could have missed it. But given the exchange rate, I don't think I'll bother.

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                My cunning plan has come to fruition

                Or, to put it another way, I've eaten enough stuff out of the freezer that I can fit a packet of frozen Yorkshire puds in there again

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                  Aunt Bessie wasn't a real person

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Aunt Bessie wasn't a real person
                    If that makes you sad, wait till you find out the truth about Mr. Kipling

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                      I don't know if I somehow managed to cook the lamb especially well, or if I was just lucky enough to get part of a particularly well-bred one, but it tasted very good indeed

                      Extremely full now…

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