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    We have probate! (or the solicitor has - I need to get the documents collected)

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Here's a few you might not have used yet:


      "Biggest pile of..."
      "Steaming great pile of..."
      "Three flusher."
      "I don't just follow up on your requests, I follow through"
      "My work has been compared to this carp and other anagrams"
      here you go a few CUK flavoured ones.

      Better than PC
      I am cut out to be a contractor
      I deliver from the champagne lounge in Heathrow
      I read the daily mail for a balanced view of the world.
      I will impose a rigorous project methodology before throwing my toys out of the pram.
      Would you like triple cooked fries with that?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        No as it would be manslaughter not murder

        Actually its quite an interesting read
        Last edited by SimonMac; 4 April 2016, 15:34.
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          No as it would be manslaughter not murder

          Actually its quite an interesting read
          loss of self control is not sudden?

          weird.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Finally got the damn CV sorted out and sent off

            I need a holiday now. God, I hate Microsoft Word. Am I the only person who tries to use it correctly by defining and applying named styles rather than just selecting stuff and clicking format buttons? Because they certainly don't seem to have put much thought into making the correct approach the easiest one to use

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              Of course Rob isn't dead, Helen didn't use a wooden steak to the heart like you should with Vampires
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                When I interviewed for the current gig, the Permie manager said that there is zero scope for contractors to WFH, 6 hours of constant coughing and they are setting me up with remote access

                Boomed! Massive achievement!

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                  Roast dinner tonight involving a very nice joint of pork

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                    Stupid o'clock start tomorrow.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


                      Stupid o'clock start tomorrow.
                      Goodnight

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