We have probate! (or the solicitor has - I need to get the documents collected)
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here you go a few CUK flavoured ones.Originally posted by WTFH View PostHere's a few you might not have used yet:
"Biggest pile of..."
"Steaming great pile of..."
"Three flusher."
"I don't just follow up on your requests, I follow through"
"My work has been compared to this carp and other anagrams"
Better than PC
I am cut out to be a contractor
I deliver from the champagne lounge in Heathrow
I read the daily mail for a balanced view of the world.
I will impose a rigorous project methodology before throwing my toys out of the pram.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostA barrister writes: Is Helen guilty of murdering Rob? My Advice - Barrister Blogger
No as it would be manslaughter not murder
Actually its quite an interesting readLast edited by SimonMac; 4 April 2016, 15:34.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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loss of self control is not sudden?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostNo as it would be manslaughter not murder
Actually its quite an interesting read
weird.Comment
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Finally got the damn CV sorted out and sent off
I need a holiday now. God, I hate Microsoft Word. Am I the only person who tries to use it correctly by defining and applying named styles rather than just selecting stuff and clicking format buttons? Because they certainly don't seem to have put much thought into making the correct approach the easiest one to use
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Of course Rob isn't dead, Helen didn't use a wooden steak to the heart like you should with VampiresOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Boomed! Massive achievement!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhen I interviewed for the current gig, the Permie manager said that there is zero scope for contractors to WFH, 6 hours of constant coughing and they are setting me up with remote access

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