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Don't even want to go.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Bummer 
Haven't been back in 3 years, am not on speaking terms half of the family or rather they're not on speaking terms with me.Comment
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Saw a shop lifter getting stopped by security in the supermarket I went to get my lunch from. Then overheard an assistant calling the police.
The shop lifter, a guy in late teens/early 20s, had his lunch!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostCurrently pi$$ed off as I'm being press ganged into some stupid family reunion.
Only fecking date everyone can make is when I'm supposed to be going to a whisky festival for which I bought the tickets last year.
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Then you can't go to the family reunion. They have to rearrange their own fecking lives to fit you in.Originally posted by norrahe View PostCurrently pi$$ed off as I'm being press ganged into some stupid family reunion.
Only fecking date everyone can make is when I'm supposed to be going to a whisky festival for which I bought the tickets last year."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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One of the family is over from Oz hence the reason for that particular date.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThen you can't go to the family reunion. They have to rearrange their own fecking lives to fit you in.
I suppose the only upside is that I get to see the NorPater, don't really care about anyone else.Comment
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Just been doing the exercises in PIC assembler programming that the esteemed customers will be set next week.
There's 6 now instead of 4.
One of which has been known to make people cry.
<Zeity in "Cruel & unusual punishment" mode>
Took me all of 40 minutes to do the lot.
Though the last one is a bit flaky since I CBA to do the switch press release thing properly.Comment
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