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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Combination of the EU threads and religious bigotry going on.
    Oh right. Didn't even bother opening them for the reasons that have been mentioned above.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Combination of the EU threads and religious bigotry going on.
      I'm having fun with the religious bigotry but I will get bored soon.

      Oh and whatever the vote is we will get referendum threads for 6 months afterwards like the Scottish referendum.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Problem solved.

        I cut the fecker in half.

        Two halves will stitch together to make a whole.

        Or a hole as the case may be.

        I threw the belfry away.

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          Byeeeeee

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Byeeeeee

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              Oath sworn.

              Full blown nonsense with a bible. Managed not to laugh.

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                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Oath sworn.

                Full blown nonsense with a bible. Managed not to laugh.
                Did it burn you when you touched it?
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Oath sworn.

                  Full blown nonsense with a bible. Managed not to laugh.


                  Can't you affirm instead, or whatever they call it? I vaguely remember they occasionally had a witness doing that in the 1970s afternoon show Crown Court, which was such a highlight of school holidays in that gentler, more innocent time

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                    I now smell of BBQ. The satay was nice though.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                      Can't you affirm instead, or whatever they call it? I vaguely remember they occasionally had a witness doing that in the 1970s afternoon show Crown Court, which was such a highlight of school holidays in that gentler, more innocent time
                      No idea - she handed me the bible and told me what to say, so I said it. As I wasn't lying, it didn't much matter.

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