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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostShe should ask a policeman.Comment
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I like this one:
what is the difference between arse and ass?
- An arse is your butt and an ass is a donkey.
- Our arse is your fanny. Our fanny is your ****. Our **** is our Prime Minister and he's a total ass. Hope that clears it upComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBlue, brown, green-and-yellow has been the standard for many decadesComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeed - I remember it as blue - left; brown - right.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostLol, just read the thread. Exactly the advice she was given
I once got asked for directions to Piccadilly Circus by an American tourist, at the junction of Long Acre and St. Martin's Lane. Far from being annoyed, I was really pleased, because it was one of the few places I knew the way to from there.
Then I mentioned that he'd be crossing the north side of Leicester Square on the way, and he was really pleased, because he wanted to go there too but hadn't realised how close together all these places were.
So everybody was pleased. A good day for UK-US relationsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe local paper got me that way around 1990. But I lived in a flat and the neighbours kept on nicking it when it came through the front door
I'm down to one local free newspaper and when it came through the door today it was 8 sheets thick.
When the other local newspaper got that thin it died after 6 months."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Relaxed start to the day in preparation for a trip to the National Winter Ale Festival"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'll be interested to see if it makes any contact at all once it arrives.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOur cousins across the pond in SepticLand have a rather relaxed attitude toearthinggrounding stuff.
Even stooping to cutting the ground pin off if it prevents you putting the plug into a non grounded socket.Comment
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