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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Stone me, I really don't enjoy these group project days any more.

    I think the ZeitLumbago is making me even more tetchy than usual and the redesigned group project is about as much fun as a root canal.
    Do you have to watch the Esteemed Customers spanner about as they make a complete hash of it?

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      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      Do you have to watch the Esteemed Customers spanner about as they make a complete hash of it?
      That was part of the fun.

      Now the "group" part of it seems to have gone by the by and it lasts all fecking day instead of a morning.

      Plus they're doing random things rather than the buggy linefollower/remote control that we've done for years.

      It's new brooms sweeping clean & pissing me off.

      I now have nothing that I enjoy at all.

      Ho frigging hum.

      Roll on retirement.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        That was part of the fun.

        Now the "group" part of it seems to have gone by the by and it lasts all fecking day instead of a morning.

        Plus they're doing random things rather than the buggy linefollower/remote control that we've done for years.

        It's new brooms sweeping clean & pissing me off.

        I now have nothing that I enjoy at all.

        Ho frigging hum.

        Roll on retirement.
        Don't you still enjoy a nice Chianti?

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          Originally posted by covbob View Post
          Don't you still enjoy a nice Chianti?
          It's a bit obvious if I start drinking it in work.

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            Originally posted by covbob View Post
            Don't you still enjoy a nice Chianti?
            On that note

            Amazon Japan has free on-call wine advisors
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Remember when he chain sawed his hand then spent three months drivelling every night on strong pain killers?
              Good times

              Though not so much for Diver's hand

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                I think he circular sawed it.

                There'd be nothing to fix if he'd chainsawn it.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  I think he circular sawed it.

                  There'd be nothing to fix if he'd chainsawn it.
                  Yup, a circular saw. Ran over his thumb with it if I remember correctly.

                  Edit : cant find the original TPD post but here is one MS started. Bit more than just his thumb.

                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...utilation.html

                  Warning, graphic pictures of mutilated appendages.

                  And in his own words, here's what happened

                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1545707
                  Last edited by DaveB; 9 February 2016, 13:40.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Yup, a circular saw. Ran over his thumb with it if I remember correctly.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Lady in my meeting had painted on eyebrows. One was slightly higher than the other, which gave her a permanently surprised look.
                      Unless of course her eyebrows were evenly painted, and she really was very surprised.

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