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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhy did you want a loaf of bread in a t-shirt?
My bread tends to arrive in plastic bags.Comment
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Time for some lunch. There are sausages in the fridge, if I remember correctly, as well as bacon. I think a fry-up might be in orderComment
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What?
Not a sausage sarny?
Which just reminded me that I flushed ZeitPater's beloved red & brown sauce down the since yesterday evening since the brown sauce was BBE DEC 14 and the red sauce was older than that by some indeterminate time period.
I may get shot of the remains of his equally beloved Lyle's Golden Syrup shortly.
We'll not mention the Branston pickle.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat?
Not a sausage sarny?
My mum managed to ring the changes a bit by phoning me to see how I was when I was halfway through eating it, rather than while I was cooking like she usually does
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhich just reminded me that I flushed ZeitPater's beloved red & brown sauce down the since yesterday evening since the brown sauce was BBE DEC 14 and the red sauce was older than that by some indeterminate time period.
I may get shot of the remains of his equally beloved Lyle's Golden Syrup shortly.
We'll not mention the Branston pickle.Comment
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