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Originally posted by zeitghost View Postmorning all
Feck me, I've been in here half an hour & the empty vessels are irritating me already.
To add insult to injury first line support have passed it through to me as they can't fix it ...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Stone me, it's hot in here today.
25 deg C.
Phew wot a scorcher.
It was 19 deg C in here yesterday coz the heating was off.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre you in London today? Or do I have to go back through tpd?
And by some coincidence, got on another 125 at Neath coz I was late due to getting the phone line fixed.
I would never willingly go to that laaaaaadaaaaahn.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostDon't its month end on one of the ERP's for which the ERP is locked down (every month for 20 odd years) until Finance finish. Some numpty has raised an URGENT support call this morning because he can't log in.
To add insult to injury first line support have passed it through to me as they can't fix it ...
Year end here but the Finance numpties are so completely incompetent that pretty much everything they do requires fixing. Can't lock the system down as it takes them 6 weeks to close the year.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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How long does it take to divide 1 second by 40,000 and get the answer?
A lot longer than the 25us which is the result.
Feck me.
You couldn't make this up, you really couldn't.Comment
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