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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThis is, now, according to the wireless, the New Healthy Eating.
Is that ready made dripping or sommat you have to stick in the oven, make a horrendous smell, and render?
It's just ready made for now. First stop: roast potatoesComment
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Oh, and morning denizens
Another grey start
Much banging from next door's roofers, too <- like that, but with a roof instead of a computerComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI was inspired to get it by listening to Food Programme after you mentioned it here
It's just ready made for now. First stop: roast potatoes"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The useless UK Mail have finally managed to dig my parcel out of their depot, and it's on its way this morning
Well, they say it is. I still wouldn't be surprised if it never arrives for some unexplained reasonComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostGet some lard as well next time and you can make your own pork pies.
I think it was best before some time in 2014, around about the time ZeitMater stopped baking stuff.
I'm proposing to make fatballs for the birdies out of it, just to keep that fecking parrot quiet.
Interestingly, the low fat spread stuff all went mouldy (as in grey & furry) very quickly, whereas the butter that's been festering in the other fridge & marked "bbe april 15" is still fine.
No idea what that proves.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe useless UK Mail have finally managed to dig my parcel out of their depot, and it's on its way this morning
Well, they say it is. I still wouldn't be surprised if it never arrives for some unexplained reasonComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostGet some lard as well next time and you can make your own pork pies.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had same at CHester zoo. Bought a toy for £10. DEclined first time - then charged twice. Credit card company just refunded one - very annoying that they have not just taken your word for it.
In 1985 I paid £8 for petrol. Came through as £18 on statement. Luckily I had the original card (remember that machine you put your card into and it pushed CC details into carbon paper?). Attendant had changed eight to eighteen and pocketed a tenner!
In better news, in 1988 I went to a cash machine. Abbey National(Santender?) in queen street. Went for £100. Took ages. I thought "here we go. it will timeout. statement will say £100 out and £100 back as usual". But after a minute cash came out. statement said £100 out and £100 back so I was £100 up!Comment
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My virgin media 'enhancement' appears to have taken place and resulted in a new IP address as predicted by NF in these annals only last week. At least, I assume that's why the NAS isn't responding. Investigations shall commence this very evening.Comment
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