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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Millenium drivel...
    MillEnniumOm(tm)

    ZenChuryOm(tm)

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Good show.

      I'm not volunteering to read anything.

      I'll not speak if I can help it.
      Not a bad plan.

      Did you get things sorted?

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        Wonderful.

        Phoned someone up to pass on the news & managed, due to brain fade, to refer to her as her long dead sister.

        Another informee related all the operations he's had in the last year, most of which went wrong & he ended up in hospital for 4 months.

        And they still hadn't fixed what he went in there for to start with.

        I must say that extracting a kidney to cure a bad back seems a tad on the strange side.

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Undertaker had orange mouth again. He's obviously a fan of orangey snacks. We probably shouldn't have been nudging each other and giggling...
          Maybe his Girlfriend is an Umpa Loompa?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Christian group predicts the world will be 'annihilated' on Wednesday | World news | The Guardian

            Well, that'll save me the trouble of driving home on Thursday

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              Well I had the fish that had been festering in the fridge since Thursday night for tea yesterday.

              For lunch today I had lentil soup. (not homemade).

              For tea I had fish that hadn't been festering in the fridge at all. It was very nice.

              The homemade lentil soup is cooking on the stove as I type.

              That's for lunch tomorrow.

              Maybe.

              <pfffft>

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                Early night for me

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                  Join IPSE

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                    Morning denizens

                    Still dark out. The weather app tells me it's cloudy

                    Had a rubbish night's sleep. Kept waking up for no good reason. Might get up soon and see if I'm first in for breakfast

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                      Morning!

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