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Not a bad plan.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGood show.
I'm not volunteering to read anything.
I'll not speak if I can help it.
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Wonderful.
Phoned someone up to pass on the news & managed, due to brain fade, to refer to her as her long dead sister.
Another informee related all the operations he's had in the last year, most of which went wrong & he ended up in hospital for 4 months.
And they still hadn't fixed what he went in there for to start with.
I must say that extracting a kidney to cure a bad back seems a tad on the strange side.
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Maybe his Girlfriend is an Umpa Loompa?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostUndertaker had orange mouth again. He's obviously a fan of orangey snacks. We probably shouldn't have been nudging each other and giggling...Comment
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Christian group predicts the world will be 'annihilated' on Wednesday | World news | The Guardian
Well, that'll save me the trouble of driving home on Thursday
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Well I had the fish that had been festering in the fridge since Thursday night for tea yesterday.
For lunch today I had lentil soup. (not homemade).
For tea I had fish that hadn't been festering in the fridge at all. It was very nice.
The homemade lentil soup is cooking on the stove as I type.
That's for lunch tomorrow.
Maybe.
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Morning denizens
Still dark out. The weather app tells me it's cloudy
Had a rubbish night's sleep. Kept waking up for no good reason. Might get up soon and see if I'm first in for breakfast
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