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Barnsley chops for tea. The best thing about a Barnsley chop is that you get twice as much meat, but legally it still only counts as one chop, so you can have more of themComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBest kind of aunt!
Nice to know I've been a tulip aunt for virtually ever...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostGreat...
Nice to know I've been a tulip aunt for virtually ever....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWent to see mother in her box at the funeral parlour yesterday. I swear she moved. I wasn't overly upset by seeing her, which was odd.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostGreat...
Nice to know I've been a tulip aunt for virtually ever....Comment
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Disappointing results with the ZeitLeakyWashingMachineWaterPump(tm) this evening.
The leak seems to have overwhelmed it a bit.
Plus I didn't start the washing off until 8 p.m. after the visit to see ZeitPater & ZeitMater this evening.
ZeitPater seems fairly off planet now. There are thoughts that he's hallucinating.
ZeitMater was in full on SgtMajor mode in the lounge.
Ho very fecking hum.
ZeitSis was giving some very interesting lowdown on various stuff that's completely passed me by over the years.Comment
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