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Ok, well that's that decided, Black Velvets are 'orribleOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostIts your peoples special day, you are about 16 hours too late
I like Guinness, but only drink it in Ireland.
Mr N bought the export stuff as that's all they had, which is only good for porter cakes or stewsComment
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Sometimes jokes write themselves!
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Feck.Originally posted by norrahe View PostRight better get tonight's dinner underway, ribs will take a couple of hours to cook.
Is it too early for cocktails?
Forgot to take the fish out of the freezer.
the microwave will defrost it.
It usually does.Comment
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What about takeout and having a night off from the stoves?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck.
Forgot to take the fish out of the freezer.
the microwave will defrost it.
It usually does.Comment
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Feck orf!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSometimes jokes write themselves!

That's another person off the list now.
I'm sure you and DaveB will enjoy eating at FEBOComment
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Haven't drunk Guinness since I got absoluckingfutely ratarsed on in 40 years ago.Originally posted by norrahe View PostOk, well that's that decided, Black Velvets are 'orrible
I like Guinness, but only drink it in Ireland.
Mr N bought the export stuff as that's all they had, which is only good for porter cakes or stews
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It only takes about 3 minutes to defrost, then I fry it.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWhat about takeout and having a night off from the stoves?
The mars bar takes longer.
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We'll just have to watch from outside..Originally posted by norrahe View PostFeck orf!
That's another person off the list now.
I'm sure you and DaveB will enjoy eating at FEBO
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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