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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostOur back door needs to be locked with the key, so I don't worry about that one. Front door, though, locks as soon as it's shut.
- Get out of car
- Lock the doors with the remote
- Use the other button on the remote to open the boot
- put keys in coat pocket
- put coat in boot because the locker in the gym isn't big enough for everything
- take gym bag out of boot
- close car boot
Which would leave me outside the locked car with the keys in the boot. Hasn't happened yet but one day I'm sure it will.- The meaning of life is to give life meaning
- Worrying about tomorrow spoils today
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Congrats to Five Times for being the most organised person in their own kitchen! I'm cooking fish pie tonight but will have to wait until Mrs P goes out for a run before I make it. This way I can use proper butter and flour for the sauce and non of this Fromage Frais/Zero fat yogurt crap.
As for locks & keys - I can't leave the house without my own set, always wear a watch and phone is a must. Even if I'm just walking the dog. The issue we have is that I'll leave my keys in the front door lock (on the inside) then go out the back with the dog so I don't walk mud through the house. Then Mrs P will get home and not be able to unlock the front door cos some cockwomble left their keys in.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostMrs P will get home and not be able to unlock the front door cos some cockwomble left their keys in.
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Sounds like the keys are magick though.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSnow!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostSeems that we are looking for another developer on this team. Would love to know where they are going to sit....Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSuity is availableous agents we use thankfully....
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