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[zeitghost]

Morning all.



And a pleasant morning it is too.

[zeitghost]

I prefer xmas without all the family nonsense

Indeed.

You can't been a good old Bah! Humbug! as far as I'm concerned.

Are there no prisons?

Are there no workhouses?

Bah!

[zeitghost]

Ooops - we've run out of bog roll...

Wot?

No Daily Wail available?

[zeitghost]

In with the hoi polloi in the library again.

And boy, does it pong.

[zeitghost]

Watched the end of an episode of "Kojak" from 1976 whilst having breakfast.

It seemed like a very long time ago.

[original PM]

15 minutes until we go to Chester Zoo.

Mrs BP got 3 hours sleep last week - at least she made it to Tesco.

Well this means BP is probably now within a 15 mile radius of me - which is nice.

On another note the databases now seem to be full and the dba's have decided it is someone else's problem - except the refuse to give anyone also the relevant access levels to fix it.. :sigh:

Merry Xmas

[vetran]

If you can hang on till tomorrow morning, there'll be loads of spare paper kicking about

yes if you use that spare paper your could be 'as clean as sparkles'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0u4T-biMA

option c of course is 'I just used the last piece, maybe I should get some.' The alternative is the male version 'we are down to our last roll, should be enough for tomorrow's sit down I'l remind her tomorrow night.'

[mudskipper]

16 roll pack now purchased. Should see us through a day or two.

Sainsbury's surprisingly empty. Might leave all the shopping till Christmas eve next year - what could possibly go wrong... (no cooking thermometers though)

[Bunk]

Got a OnePlus invite if anyone wants one.

[NickFitz]

Afternoon denizens

Today's Christmas treat for me is… a severe attack of gout in the left foot

I'm barely managing to hobble around the flat, so the journey out to the car for the trip South should be fun. Good job I'm taking the automatic as I don't think I'd be very effective with a clutch pedal