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Would you like to dance with me? Vil du danse med mig?
I love you Jeg elsker dig
Get well soon God bedring
Leave me alone! Lad mig være i fred!
Call the police! Ring efter politiet!
And a good night was had by all
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its incomplete there isn't a translation for:Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
"MS drank all the wine, when will more be delivered?"Comment
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Norrahe's in charge of wine. I don't think we'll run out.Originally posted by vetran View Postits incomplete there isn't a translation for:
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And I'm back. I was going to say "Oooh, shiny" but actually, it's the opposite, everything is flat.Originally posted by Bunk View PostRight, I'm going to install Yosemite. Back soon, hopefully
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A bit like Dr Who?Originally posted by Bunk View PostAnd I'm back. I was going to say "Oooh, shiny" but actually, it's the opposite, everything is flat.Comment
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Yes, it seems unlikely doesn't it.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNorrahe's in charge of wine. I don't think we'll run out.Comment
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Yet another minor car crash outside. I was just about to pop out for some spuds, which were the Thing I Forgot when shopping today, so I got to rubberneck as I went by without feeling guilty about it
Turned out to be a pretty trivial shunt. Looks like somebody refused to be trammelled by the hidebound convention of waiting for the other cars to go past before pulling out of a side road. Very minor scrape on the side of the victim's car. The two were sorting out an exchange of details in a reasonably amicable tone, as far as I could tell given that they were talking in some Eastern European language.Comment
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