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    #id
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Sexual discrimination in clientCo's canteen.

    Today's chef gave all the women two sausages and a dollop of mash.

    The men got three sausages and two dollops.



    You need help from Suity to beef up the story and write a proper whine thread.

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      #id
      better than 1 sausage and two dollops of mash arranged in a 'humorous' manner?

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        #id
        Even.

        More.

        Bored.

        Now.

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Hi Scourer

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Even.

            More.

            Bored.

            Now.
            Links are up now over in General, to help pass the time

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              #id
              How long do I give it before hassling possible clientco ?
              I was expecting an email Friday and a discussion today about the ins/outs.

              I've dropped them a email and left a message today.

              I'll try again before 5pm - surely she will be back from lunch then

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                #id
                I'm a bit twitchy as current contract has a couple of weeks to go and this would drop in perfect.

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                  #id
                  Nice 'good news' story on beeb's 'Most Popular'

                  Was going to start a thread, but then realised it's a 2012 story

                  BBC News - Little boy lost finds his mother using Google Earth

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Nice 'good news' story on beeb's 'Most Popular'

                    Was going to start a thread, but then realised it's a 2012 story

                    BBC News - Little boy lost finds his mother using Google Earth
                    They were trying a thing that added "This story is more than x months/years old" as needed in the Most Popular widget a while back, but then they dropped it for some reason

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                      #id
                      Permie Dinosaur: We need a change in BAU

                      Me: Change PM: When I go live next April there with be a complete BAU authority and framework approved by audit. For your current BAU I have not been involved I am a project change function.

                      Permie Dinosaur: How did you do all the other changes

                      Me: Change PM: Noone has raised any changes to me, nor would they, I am not part of the BAU infrastructure.

                      Permie Dinosaur: We need a change in BAU

                      Keen but dim 20'something analyst in different country on conf call: I'll make the change for you, I have been doing loads straight into the system, I have access.......


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