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    #id
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    No she wasn't. She actually had nothing to gain from lying - we were just friends who didn't have anybody else to shag (well, except those times when she pulled another girl for a threesome) and we both know there's never going to be anything serious there.

    BTW I wasn't describing just one night; we've had such nights now and again for about five years now
    Just give me her Social Security Number and I'll have a look in one of the cds I found through the letterbox the other day
    Carpe Pactum

    (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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      #id
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


      Not everyone's a squirter

      Really??
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #id
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        which supermarket do you shop in the most?
        M&S

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          #id
          Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
          Spoilsport. I had better go in your place then - all in the name of TPD you understand
          Can I please refer you to one of CM's earlier posts, she doesn't want to share me with anyone

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            #id
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            It's starting to feel like rehab on here
            Hello, my names BA, I'm a CUK'er

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              #id
              Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
              Eggs, fried with a nice runny yolk.
              That's the spirit! None of this healthy stuff.

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                #id
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                which supermarket do you shop in the most?
                Waitrose
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                ******* hell..... Maybe she was just a nympho.... I could only begin to imagine..
                This may not be as far fetched as it sounds - I've known women who have been very responsive - or so they tell me.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  has
                  Well done!





                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oh Chimp.... maybe I am rubbish in bed...
                    No, if all he can manage is five times, that's his problem.

                    I hope he didn't leave you to sleep or something rubbish like that once he'd had his five a day?

                    As I've mentioned, a lady can usually prolong her enjoyment for much greater periods than a mere male
                    Last edited by NickFitz; 23 November 2007, 15:13. Reason: typo

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      No. Next.

                      Home soon, I hope, and then I can relax with a large glass of wine and a good woman (once the children are in bed).
                      Your missus out tonight then?

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