Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Two fat barstewards more like! -
Also, the variable named "average" isn't actually an average, it's a sum.

Which explains why it's 16 times bigger than it should be.
Doh!

Driller's drill is getting slower, battery going flat.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAlso, the variable named "average" isn't actually an average, it's a sum.

Which explains why it's 16 times bigger than it should be.
Doh!

Driller's drill is getting slower, battery going flat.
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Note to self, hide steak so that Mr N doesn't find it.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI just realised I have one aged steak left in the freezer, might save that till Friday when Mr N is out.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThis whole fruit or vegetable classification is silly. If it were up to me, it would be a case of "acceptable addition to a summer drink" or "plantstuff - warning: may be toxic"Zen.
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Obvious solution; chop it up and fry it with liver and some chopped onions. Accompany with fava beans and a nice chianti.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post:
Plus, wtf am I going to do with all the bacon in the freezer.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Devious woman!Originally posted by norrahe View PostNote to self, hide steak so that Mr N doesn't find it.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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You may have something there, unfortunately my butcher doesn't do liver, for some odd reason.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostObvious solution; chop it up and fry it with liver and some chopped onions. Accompany with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Maybe I could get some from Tesco, the next time I see it reduced.
It's too long until the next census.Comment
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