test please delete

[Mich the Tester]

Bye

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP's ginger kitty came with her to the doctor's surgery and cried outside 'till she came out.

He came with her to the pharmacy and cried 'till she came out.

He came to the Co-op, newsagent and post office, crying each time 'till she came out.

Last of all she went to the vet for de-fleaing medicine.

She fully expected him to run home, but he sat outside and cried, so she let him in while she bought it and he sat like a lamb on the counter all the while.

[eek]

Mrs BP wants to go and check if baby bp has tidied the playroom. But she is not allowed in. Apparently there is a tiger in there.....

Did he come for tea?

[NickFitz]

AAAGH! Talking of things festering at the back of things…

Just went and got a couple of rashers of bacon out of the bottom of the fridge, the remainder of a packet I opened on Sunday.

They had a group of maggots writhing around (slowly) on them

Having rapidly binned that lot, I proceeded to investigate further, and found a bunch more lurking right at the back, down the bottom, having apparently found something nice that had run under the small open dish of sodium bicarb I keep there to stop the fridge getting smelly

Fridge has now had a damn good clean, which to be fair I'd been putting off doing for a while

[Alias]

AAAGH! Talking of things festering at the back of things…

Just went and got a couple of rashers of bacon out of the bottom of the fridge, the remainder of a packet I opened on Sunday.

They had a group of maggots writhing around (slowly) on them

Having rapidly binned that lot, I proceeded to investigate further, and found a bunch more lurking right at the back, down the bottom, having apparently found something nice that had run under the small open dish of sodium bicarb I keep there to stop the fridge getting smelly

Fridge has now had a damn good clean, which to be fair I'd been putting off doing for a while

[Alias]

Before BP asks...Did you clean behind the fridge too?

[Alias]

Catch phrase of the day from the various pimps I've talked to..."In terms of x...what do you think?"

[SimonMac]

Before BP asks...Did you clean behind the fridge too?

Slut!

[Alias]

Catch phrase of the day from the various pimps I've talked to..."In terms of x...what do you think?"

With "x" being anything from rate to skills to market conditions

[SimonMac]

Who put a call in for 17:00!!!