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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I was sneezing well on the train, which went down well with the other inmates.
    I think I've scratched my eyes out. It's betterer this way, they itch less

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Just blown the dust off the sewing machine.

      My sewing machine didn't like the shiny fabric - I think the sewing machine might be older than polyester...
      ZeitMater's Singer treadle sewing machine predates poly everything.

      And ZeitGrandMater's Pfaff hand cracked sewing machine predated rayon.

      Last edited by zeitghost; 23 June 2014, 07:44.

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        Originally posted by Bunk View Post
        I think I've scratched my eyes out. It's betterer this way, they itch less
        I still seem to be navigating towards clientco, more or less. Quite impressive for a blind person.

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          Morning denizens

          Middling grey out there today

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            ZeitPater is off to a nursing home tomorrow.

            ZeitMater will follow him when social services pull their collective fingers out.

            Until then, there's two journeys to make.

            Ho very hum.
            Well it's progress anyway. End of the tunnel and all that.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              A belated good morning to all
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                I think I've scratched my eyes out. It's betterer this way, they itch less
                Have you tried Opticrom eyedrops.

                I find they help a lot.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Have you tried Opticrom eyedrops.

                  I find they help a lot.
                  I went with hydrochloric acid instead. It's sorted them right out

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                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                    I went with hydrochloric acid instead. It's sorted them right out
                    Go somewhere damp and cool.

                    An ice skating rink would be perfect.

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                      Spent most of Saturday night (I know rock and roll) setting up a pair of routers with OpenVPN to create a bridged LAN from Spain to the UK, now to try and prove it before taking the Client router over with me on Friday
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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