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Be grateful you don't work in this tuliphole.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAm hoping these new blinds get sorted sooner rather than later.
Blinds in the lab are trashed.
Yeah, right, that was last fecking September & we're still waiting.Originally posted by Assistant DeanOh, they'll be repaired or replaced in due course
If the sun's out (rare but it does happen) it's so bright & hot that you could cook chickens.
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NorPussI is not amused that I am using his room to work in as it's cooler.
NorPussII is currently cooking himself in the office.Comment
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I just read that post in the quote in Nick's post and all I saw was:Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSo I'm the last 21.5 hours I've worked 19, but things are looking good and I'm off to pick up Miss Mac from Brownies then I'm gonna go collapse in bed!
Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSo I'm in the
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Same here. I'm switching to lighter duvet tonightOriginally posted by norrahe View PostToo fecking warm in my office today and it was too fecking warm last night.
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Just listened to a voicemail from an agent. It starts off:
Who the f***?Hi Bunk, it's John here.
Then a couple of seconds later he realises we're not on first name terms and clarifies:
Oh, that JohnJohn Smith from Pimps R Us
They must get training in numptyness
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They don't need training, it comes naturally!Originally posted by Bunk View PostJust listened to a voicemail from an agent. It starts off:
Who the f***?
Then a couple of seconds later he realises we're not on first name terms and clarifies:
Oh, that John
They must get training in numptyness
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If he was foolish enough to join they would have him as a helper. Its scary the number of events I end up at as "we need 1 extra helper"... (Mrs Eek is a brown owl, the Eek Jrs are in guides with an international camp later this year).Originally posted by Bunk View PostI just read that post in the quote in Nick's post and all I saw was:merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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