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    BTW, the ladies all send their love, and to tell you to drop in some cookies if you're passing...

    And one of them's up the duff - so it's wasn't from consuming too many of said cookies.

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      BTW, the ladies all send their love, and to tell you to drop in some cookies if you're passing...

      And one of them's up the duff - so it's wasn't from consuming too many of said cookies.
      Awwww, that's really nice.

      Up the duff? Perhaps it was the cookies with the special chef's sauce!
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        Awwww, that's really nice.

        Up the duff? Perhaps it was the cookies with the special chef's sauce!
        I don't think you can get pregnant like that. Unless she was consuming them another way...

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          Had to wait for my prescriptions. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that I'm the only patient at that surgery who requests repeat prescriptions online

          Still, I can connect to my own wifi from the waiting room

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Had to wait for my prescriptions. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that I'm the only patient at that surgery who requests repeat prescriptions online

            Still, I can connect to my own wifi from the waiting room
            I was very impressed with my doc's online booking system.

            Logged in Sunday evening and made an appointment for 9am Monday morning. Fantastically smooth and painless.

            Turned up on Monday to find that the doctor had retired, so there were no appointments, and the next available appointment with anyone was 8 days later.

            Had to go in as an 'emergency' phone in on the day a couple of days after.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Turned up on Monday to find that the doctor had retired…

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                "Logged in Sunday evening and made an appointment"

                "Turned up on Monday to find that the doctor had retired"

                You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.

                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    Meh. It's raining. Looks like it'll be a park plod this morning.

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                      Pissing it down here this morning. Luckily I got out on the bike yesterday before it got too bad.

                      Looks like it will be a pie and cake baking day instead.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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