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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
MorningAfternoon all.
Feck me wot a morning.
Paid the February carers bill.
Took ZeitMater to the dentist.
I thought it was for an xray.
Turned out to be an extraction of the root of a broken tooth.
ZeitMater had 5.5 teeth. She now has 5.
Nearly fainted, being a big tough lizard.
Paid bill.
Drove to Neath Port Talbot hospital to see nurse practitioner re ZeitPater.
Turns out that the only sensible thing is a nursing home.
Ho hum.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post<general>Get your Head Gardener to lay a cable between your country estate and the nearest city.</general>
The Butler wouldn't dirty his hands like that, he's too busy touching up the cook.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck me, the lab is full.
They're panicking a bit.
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostHow long have they got left Zeity?
The 3rd year project lot should be writing now, not doing.Comment
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