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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    The careprovider lady had a wonderful pair of knockers.

    Best thing that happened all day.
    Puts me in mind of Nurse Gladys
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Puts me in mind of Nurse Gladys
      Mmmmmmm.

      Very indeed.

      Mmmmmmm.

      And just about old enough for me not to feel like a child molester. (i.e. about 42 or 43).

      Mmmmmmmmmmm.

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        Bored.

        Now.

        It's off to afternoon visiting shortly.

        Memo to self: remember to buy some kitkats as requested.

        And not the fecking chunky ones.

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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Morning

          Huevos Rancheros for breakfast
          Good call DaveB - I bought some chorizo, onions and chopped tomatoes today - we'll have the same for Sunday brunch!

          Haggis tonight - bought some Talisker Storm (reduced to £34 in Waitrose) - tastes very nice, sweeter than Laphroaig but nice and earthy.

          Cold/sore throat getting better but it's moving down to my chest which isn't a good sign. Coughing isn't quite so dry. Hopefully more whisky than haggis will help defeat the cat aids.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            Good call DaveB - I bought some chorizo, onions and chopped tomatoes today - we'll have the same for Sunday brunch!

            Haggis tonight - bought some Talisker Storm (reduced to £34 in Waitrose) - tastes very nice, sweeter than Laphroaig but nice and earthy.

            Cold/sore throat getting better but it's moving down to my chest which isn't a good sign. Coughing isn't quite so dry. Hopefully more whisky than haggis will help defeat the cat aids.
            Just been up to your neck of the woods (and back) on my velocipede. I couldn't hear you coughing.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Just been up to your neck of the woods (and back) on my velocipede. I couldn't hear you coughing.
              You never popped in for tea?!?!?
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                You never popped in for tea?!?!?
                You're quarantined. I didn't have my protective mask and disinfectant spray with me.

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                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  You never popped in for tea?!?!?
                  +1. Considering you are ill it seems awfully rude...
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    You're quarantined. I didn't have my protective mask and disinfectant spray with me.
                    But, but, but... I'm wearing my bright green hermetically sealed weekend gimp suit!
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      You're quarantined. I didn't have my protective mask and disinfectant spray with me.
                      I hope you remembered to paint the plague cross on his door though

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