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How are you going stop them fixing it themselves instead of paying the bill.....merely at clientco for the entertainment -
I've already told them they are not to fix it.Originally posted by eek View PostHow are you going stop them fixing it themselves instead of paying the bill.....
They will not be allowed into the house if they try.Comment
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Bored.
Now.
There's a surprise.

Haven't seen a soul since midday.
Maybe I can sneak off whilst no one is looking.

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You can use single but it takes longer and you get less butter and more butter milk.Originally posted by norrahe View PostHmmm, finding double cream over here will be fun.
Not sure it exists."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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They'll want you to mount it by the front door. It will have a mechanical pushbutton combination lock.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostLifeLine being installed on Monday morning.
And an external key case thingie.
I wonder if the outside loo would an appropriate place to hide it.
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Morning
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Morning all.
MrsB has been dispatched to the butchers for sausages and bacon
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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