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    Is there anybody ...

    ... out there?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Right then, let's have a look at the news...
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        England failure 'may hit economy'

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7106952.stm

        "It is not just bad news for David Beckham. Sports businesses are warning that England's failure to qualify for the Euro 2008 football tournament will hurt their profits next year."

        Oh. So we lose a footie match and the economy is screwed. SO it has nothing to do with runs on banks, the credit crunch, unemployment, hidden immigration, incompetent civil servants, government departments whose books cannot be audited, the complete absence of any heavy industry, unemployment or the balance of trade.

        Beckham, you bastard. YOU'RE the reason I haven't got a contract. It must be so 'cos Brown's BBC said so.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Blair survives no-confidence vote (the pig, not the puppy)

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7107631.stm

          "Commissioner Sir Ian Blair has won a vote of confidence by members of the Metropolitan Police Authority."

          Right. So the bloke in charge of the force that was caught faking evidence and guilty of H&S breaches, has been told by his staff "We still love you". God help the poor 7 silly sods that voted against him. They'll be out of work by Monday.

          It is an embarrassment living in Britain at times. Not the football fans, but the 'leaders'.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Bed crisis sparks hospitals alert

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7106938.stm

            "Hospitals across the east of England have been placed on "black alert" as staff and wards are overwhelmed by high patient numbers."

            Naughty, naughty patients.

            Did you know 75% of the NHS' costs is the payroll?

            With all those administrators and tossers on NPfIT, you'd think one of them could drive a spreadsheet and manage to do a simple graph. Number of patients up one side, date along the bottom. Little note with "Total number of beds" in one corner - perhaps even a horizontal line at that point.

            I'm not referring to PhD statistical analysis, I mean simple maffs. Is there not one person in that furkin great organisation with a single clue?

            "The James Paget hospital and the Queen Elizabeth in Kings Lynn said there were sufficient beds, but a sudden change in the weather was putting extra pressure on them."

            FFS! What is this THE WRONG KIND OF WEATHER? It's November, you bunch of lying retards - what did you expect?

            So what if there's a 'flu outbreak? Or a train crash? Or s a sprinkling of snow?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Picking on the news is too easy.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                What shall I go for instead?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Ooh! I've just realised! I've got an unopened letter from the PCG. Wossat then... ?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Ooh. It's about the PCG AGM. (2 TLAs.)
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Blah blah blah.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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