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[TheFaQQer]

Sweetheart - I think you mean fake tan....

Thats so sweet, I remember my ex saying to me - WTF are kitten heels? And I loved it ...... it's adorable how ye have no clue!!

I thought you could get paint on tan

Doon't tell my that I've just blown my money on some Cuprinol and it's not going to make me look tanned?

[TheFaQQer]

Two quality pork sausages, two rashers of oak smoked back bacon, one organic crusty roll, a good dollop of tomato ketchup... mmmm...

I miss cooking when I'm down in London

Footlong Italian BMT with salad, on an Italian herb and cheese roll, chocolate chip cookie and a diet coke.

The Toffee Crisp in my desk is calling me, though...

[cailin maith]

What are kitten heels ??

you know like half stillettos? Small heels... but not flats - does that make sense?

Mrs Monkey most likely has a pair... (of heels, that is - its not smutty friday yet!!)

[TheFaQQer]

What are kitten heels ??

Do you know nothing, man?

A kitten heel is a stiletto heel of 5 centimeters or less in height; some are as low as 3 centimeters. They are classified as stiletto heels and despite their lack of height are generally classified as 'high heels' because of their sex appeal; particularly when teamed with a sharp pointed toe or long 'winklepicker' toe. This is an anomaly because a shoe or pump with regular wide heels of 3.5 centimeters high would be considered a 'flat shoe' and generally devoid of sex appeal; it is the addition of a stiletto heel, however short, that turns it into a sexual accessory.

[DS23]

we have drivel and drama then

[TheFaQQer]

ah sweets.... want a cuddle??

Please...

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should be the plan for the afternoon...

[DS23]

droning, drivel and drama

[TheFaQQer]

we have drivel and drama then

Drama? Did I miss it?

[FiveTimes]

Do you know nothing, man?

A kitten heel is a stiletto heel of 5 centimeters or less in height; some are as low as 3 centimeters. They are classified as stiletto heels and despite their lack of height are generally classified as 'high heels' because of their sex appeal; particularly when teamed with a sharp pointed toe or long 'winklepicker' toe. This is an anomaly because a shoe or pump with regular wide heels of 3.5 centimeters high would be considered a 'flat shoe' and generally devoid of sex appeal; it is the addition of a stiletto heel, however short, that turns it into a sexual accessory.

Wikipedia by any chance ?

[DS23]

30 mins and i'm gone.