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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Suicide doesn't work; you're already a permie.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      You're a permie. Suicide is only permitted with line manager approval, or when it's done on your own time.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        You're a permie. Suicide is only permitted with line manager approval, or when it's done on your own time.
        I am the line manager, so

        Must add a new skill set to my CV - herding cats
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          I am the line manager, so

          Must add a new skill set to my CV - herding cats
          My first week in current contract, I'd inherited someone else's workflow escalation code. I'd made some changes to the timer logic, but forgotten to assign it back to the actual timer, so effectively it escalated instantly. Over and over, looking in AD for each person's line manager. Managed to send a misspelt (my predecessor's spelling!) email to about 10 increasingly senior managers before it finally got to head honcho and fell over because it couldn't find his manager.

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            Morning
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              Morning zzzz
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                Morning all

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                  Morning
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    The permies are all offsite today planning next years stuff. Due to the fact that I'll be out of here in a couple of weeks, I have declined to attend

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      My first week in current contract, I'd inherited someone else's workflow escalation code. I'd made some changes to the timer logic, but forgotten to assign it back to the actual timer, so effectively it escalated instantly. Over and over, looking in AD for each person's line manager. Managed to send a misspelt (my predecessor's spelling!) email to about 10 increasingly senior managers before it finally got to head honcho and fell over because it couldn't find his manager.
                      That's one of my examples that I use in my Workflow training course

                      (Not the bit about changing the timer, but not checking the number of times to escalate and ending up failing because the top boss has no supervisor)
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