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    Morning all

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      morning all
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        morning all
        Hi MTT

        How are you? How are the Bobs? Are you bored yet?

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          eldest has her first real exam today. She was a little bit worried this morning but Im sure she will do fine

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Hi MTT

            How are you? How are the Bobs? Are you bored yet?
            morning BP

            Haven't spoken to Bob yet, not yet bored; still drinking first cup of coffee.

            The psycho tech PM is in today so it won't take long before noise is made in the room, the sound of blame bouncing off the walls deafens all around while MTT puts on his best DILLIGAF face.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              Bored.

              Now.

              there we are then.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Bored.

                Now.

                there we are then.
                Already?

                <sense of déja vu>
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  Amsterdam Sloterdijk

                  Come friendly bombs and fall on Sloterdijk!
                  It isn't fit for humans now,
                  There isn't grass to graze a cow.
                  Swarm over, Death!

                  Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
                  Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
                  Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
                  Tinned minds, tinned breath.

                  Mess up the mess they call a town-
                  A house for ninety-seven down
                  And once a week a half a crown
                  For twenty years.

                  And get that man with double chin
                  Who'll always cheat and always win,
                  Who washes his repulsive skin
                  In women's tears:

                  And smash his desk of polished oak
                  And smash his hands so used to stroke
                  And stop his boring dirty joke
                  And make him yell.

                  But spare the bald young clerks who add
                  The profits of the stinking cad;
                  It's not their fault that they are mad,
                  They've tasted Hell.

                  It's not their fault they do not know
                  The birdsong from the radio,
                  It's not their fault they often go
                  To Castricum

                  And talk of sport and makes of cars
                  In various bogus-Tudor bars
                  And daren't look up and see the stars
                  But belch instead.

                  In labour-saving homes, with care
                  Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
                  And dry it in synthetic air
                  And paint their nails.

                  Come, friendly bombs and fall on Sloterdijk
                  To get it ready for the plough.
                  The cabbages are coming now;
                  The earth exhales.


                  (ps, if you've been to Sloterdijk you'll get this, if you haven't been to Sloterdijk, congratulations)
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Already?

                    <sense of déja vu>
                    Yup.

                    All over again.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Morning all.



                      Missed my train last night by 23.752 seconds.

                      Ho hum.
                      Were you on time and they shut and locked the doors early? I hate it when Virgin trains do that.

                      Unless I'm on the inside looking out, in which case I enter smug mode and wave.
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