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    Hullo everyone

    My first time in TPD2 Hope you'll all make me feel welcome.

    Anyway, here's something to think about:

    2 men in a boat in the middle of the sea have a packet of cigarettes but no light.

    How do they get a light?

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      In CUK or in the real world?
      Real world, and on the phone; idiots, all of them.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        Originally posted by pacharan View Post
        Hullo everyone

        My first time in TPD2 Hope you'll all make me feel welcome.

        Anyway, here's something to think about:

        2 men in a boat in the middle of the sea have a packet of cigarettes but no light.

        How do they get a light?
        Welcome

        Do they throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter?

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          What is wrong with her?
          Dunno. I assume that she's in.

          I don't think she fancies me.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            It was the grey cat that was always too timid to touch previously.
            Is this one of the herd?
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              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Is this one of the herd?
              It's one of three new interlopers who're taking advantage of the departure of the herd.

              Black one, who's friendly & likes fuss.

              Grey one, who's timid & until recently ran away.

              Black & white one who likes to make a fuss of you but doesn't like being smoothed. Almost lost an arm by making that mistake.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Welcome

                Do they throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter?
                Yes! Well done that man.

                Someone give him some +ve.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Dunno. I assume that she's in.

                  I don't think she fancies me.
                  I find that hard to believe, you old smoothie.
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    I find that hard to believe, you old smoothie.
                    And by that, I mean some kind of yoghurt drink that has been left too long in the sun

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Dunno. I assume that she's in.

                      I don't think she fancies me.
                      Has she suddenly become a lesbian? Invite them both over for a threesome.

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