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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    Oh yes it is.



    or no it isn't

    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      Just had the 2nd esteemed customer of the day knocking on the door. (Never seen this cove before, unlike the esteemed first year customer earlier).

      I eventually (after turning the Hawkwind down) understood that he'd like the computer lab opened.

      It was like 20 questions.

      "Are you the technician".

      Yes, I'm a technician.

      "Blah blah".

      Yes. Very interesting, what (tf) do you want?

      "Blah blah computer room blah".

      Oh, you'd like me to open the computer lab on the next floor for you?

      "Blah blah yes please".

      Hokily dokily, glad we got that straightened out. .

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        What?

        Before or after the pot noodle?

        Def. after the Pot Noodle.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          peace at last, had some idiot sitting beside me all morning who dictates to herself whilst typing
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Lovely.

            Almost as good as someone who slurps their coffee or does a glutinous sniff every now & agian.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Lovely.

              Almost as good as someone who slurps their coffee or does a glutinous sniff every now & agian.
              arrrggghhh she's back again.

              Thankfully i'm b*ggering orf in the next hour
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                I wish I was.

                I may leave at 16:15 today, just to celebrate the strike, like.

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                  Bugger.

                  I now have an esteemed customer in the project room.

                  Doesn't he know there's a strike on?

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                    Haven't even seen a picket line today. Bloody slackers!
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      Another esteemed customer who doesn't appreciate the advantages of the ZIF socket.



                      Ho hum.

                      Why do I bother?

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