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    Morning all.

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      Morning
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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        Afternoon All.

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          Afternoon All.
          What time do you call this?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            What time do you call this?
            Not-close-enough-to-home-time O'Clock.

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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Not-close-enough-to-home-time O'Clock.
              Yup.

              That just about sums it up, I suspect.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Yup.

                That just about sums it up, I suspect.
                Although I am not seeming able to actually get any work done this week after work. I have done precisely nothing other than eat then sleep the last two nights. A very poor show... at this rate Plan B will complete shortly after Hell freezes over.

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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I'm not really sure where that came from but I suspect it's derived from the anthropomorphism of Diptera. For many years prior to the use of the term "tits up" the "dying fly" was a frequently made move in popular dance establishments. Said move involved lying on ones back and waving ones legs in the air. Obviously your tits would be up so I contend, m'lud, that is where the expression came from.
                  Tits down is just kinky IMHO.

                  I made all of this up btw. It's supposed to come from WW2. When planes got shot down and turned on their backs the marker in the horizon indicator (a W shape) would become an M. Fnaar, fnaar.
                  Actually that sounds like bollocks too.
                  Possibly just a ruder version of Belly Up, which as been around for a lot longer and is a reference to the way dead fish float on the surface.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Possibly just a ruder version of Belly Up, which as been around for a lot longer and is a reference to the way dead fish float on the surface.
                    That too
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                      Stone me, now I can't get the fecking rs232 to work.

                      Wot a day.

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