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[Bunk]

Surely we all like tits?

I've never understood why "tits up" meant something bad. Would they prefer tits down?

[HeliCraig]

I've never understood why "tits up" meant something bad. Would they prefer tits down?

If people are being fussy, then for the avoidance of doubt, I have no preference. Nor standards.

[norrahe]

Sounds like a good plan. 3AM? That even exists?

It only exists when the NorPusses decide that they want food at that time

[norrahe]

Surely we all like tits?

Blue tits? ( and no i am not referring to smurfs)

[HeliCraig]

It only exists when the NorPusses decide that they want food at that time

Pointless little animals.

[DaveB]

I've never understood why "tits up" meant something bad. Would they prefer tits down?

It's all relative to your frame of reference (are they in your face or not).

[norrahe]

Pointless little animals.

Oi!

I'll set Zeity and his herd on you.

[zeitghost]

Indeed.

They're ruthless, the herd are.



Byeeeee

[norrahe]

I'm orf too!



expecting a right grilling tomorrow

[Zippy]

I've never understood why "tits up" meant something bad. Would they prefer tits down?

I'm not really sure where that came from but I suspect it's derived from the anthropomorphism of Diptera. For many years prior to the use of the term "tits up" the "dying fly" was a frequently made move in popular dance establishments. Said move involved lying on ones back and waving ones legs in the air. Obviously your tits would be up so I contend, m'lud, that is where the expression came from.
Tits down is just kinky IMHO.

I made all of this up btw. It's supposed to come from WW2. When planes got shot down and turned on their backs the marker in the horizon indicator (a W shape) would become an M. Fnaar, fnaar.
Actually that sounds like bollocks too.