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    Morning All
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      Morning all.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Can I interest any of you laydeez ...

        ... in a Babycham?
        I'd loooooove a BabyCham.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Why... you offering yours?



          Edit: (a) I feel ashamed I typed that in and (b) if only lines like that had occurred to me as a teenager...
          You want to watch that "Joy of Teenage Sex" prog on C4.

          with added

          And for the bits that really appall.

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            So, onto my strange dream on Friday night/Saturday morn:

            I had an erotic dream.

            It was dead good.

            However, even in my dreams I've discovered that I practice safe sex.

            I used a condom. And I can remember putting it on.

            And I ignored the option of the chocolate starfish & used the conventional entrance.

            Just as well since the lady was a bit tight.



            Dunno what Freud would make of that.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I'd loooooove a BabyCham.
              Safe sex or not, you're not getting one off me, you lizardy Lothario!
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                You want to watch that "Joy of Teenage Sex" prog on C4.

                with added

                And for the bits that really appall.
                I've been scarred for life by watching that. Mind you, so has the guy who got a Prince Albert

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                  I have a poorly tum this morning, and I think I have determined the cause.

                  On Friday I had half a can of refried beans. I finished them off last night.

                  Dated December 2004 I think they were.

                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                    I've been scarred for life by watching that. Mind you, so has the guy who got a Prince Albert
                    Was that in the first ep?

                    I missed that one.

                    From the sound of it, I'm glad.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Was that in the first ep?

                      I missed that one.

                      From the sound of it, I'm glad.
                      Yep, painful doesn't quite cover it.

                      I've only kept watching it for that journalist girlie

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