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[RichardCranium]

BZZZZZZZZZT!

That's the intercom door buzzer.

Me: "Hello?"

Him: "'Ello. Izzzz Angie there?"

Me: "No. You've got the wrong flat."

Him: "You not <hic> Angie, no?"

Me: "No. I don't know an Angie."

Him: "Sorry mate. Mate, you on the 2nd floor <hic>? Or the 3rd floor?"

Me: "Neither. The ground floor."

Him: "Oh tulip. Shorry mate. Ish Angie in?"

Me: "I don't know Angie."

Him: "Ish she in the 2nd floor or the 3rd floor?"

Me: "I don't know. I've never been upstairs."

Him: "Shorry mate. G'night."


2 seconds later: BZZZZZZZT. <---- another buzzer in another flat.

[norrahe]

Afternoon All

[FiveTimes]

afternoon / evening all

[norrahe]

Roast rib of beef with all the trimmings

the NorPusses liked it too

[Zippy]

We have a bit of beef in the oven at the mo. ZipMogs are getting excited ...

[RichardCranium]

It's a pork joint here.

Lashings of freshly made apple sauce, baby new potatoes and too any Yorkshires.

Ready in about 20 mins.

[RichardCranium]

The person that keeps the elephants in the flat upstairs is taking them for their walk. He is leading them down the stairs and out the front door, then running back up for another.

Over the past half hour, he has brought about eight of them downstairs. I wonder how many more there are?

[RichardCranium]

The elephant herder seems to have stopped now.

There's a park round the corner, he's probably taking them there for walkies and to play 'catch' with buns. Or some such.

[RichardCranium]

I wonder what games people do play with their elephants when they take them to the park?

Much to my disappointment, this site did not tell me:

Welcome to Elephant Games! :: Elephant Games

[zeitghost]

Morning all.