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The assembled congregation will be pleased to be informed that the ZeitGhost(tm) SharpTVZapper(tm&patent pending) sort of works.
All I have to do now is stop it transmitting continuously once you've pressed a button, and put the buttons in the right order.

Oh, and fit it in the case, which should take the rest of the week.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postfor example the -ve rep I gave Mary Poppins the other day for a post I didn't like(which I commented and she subseqently jumped up and down about)
I did not 'jump up and down'. I merely pointed out that the timing of the neg seemed very convenient. I couldn't give a rat's arse about my rep, and I'm not sure what value the system had added, if any. I guess the intention was to encourage more quality posting.
PS:
(Insundry = 'and sundry').
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe assembled congregation will be pleased to be informed that the ZeitGhost(tm) SharpTVZapper(tm&patent pending) sort of works.
All I have to do now is stop it transmitting continuously once you've pressed a button, and put the buttons in the right order.

Oh, and fit it in the case, which should take the rest of the week.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Morning All
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe assembled congregation will be pleased to be informed that the ZeitGhost(tm) SharpTVZapper(tm&patent pending) sort of works.
All I have to do now is stop it transmitting continuously once you've pressed a button, and put the buttons in the right order.

Oh, and fit it in the case, which should take the rest of the week.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I did not 'jump up and down'. I merely pointed out that the timing of the neg seemed very convenient. I couldn't give a rat's arse about my rep, and I'm not sure what value the system had added, if any. I guess the intention was to encourage more quality posting.
PS:
(Insundry = 'and sundry').
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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In other news NorPussII is still not well
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