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Why do you need a DJ?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostDD2 has just excelled at her swimming class and is moving up next week.
What are you? A family of anglerfish?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhy do you need a DJ?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Oops.
Pissed.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOops.
Pissed.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's Wetherspoon's fault.
They've got a beer festival on.
By the time I had worked my way through the pumps, the buggers had changed some of the barrels.
One of the new ones was an absolutely scrummy Pale Ale called Ghost Ship. On which I got absolutely wrecked. Which is something I haven't done in a pub for ages.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Eating a 400g bar of chocolate and then drinking real ale is an official Bad Idea. It makes the gloss paint in the loo peel off the woodwork.
Eating a 400g bar of chocolate and then drinking real ale and then having a curry is an official Stupid Idea. It makes your eyes burn.
You have been warned.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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When I was little and my Dad was in his late 40s, he would embarrass us no end with his loud, long and vaguely musical farts.
I would wish him dead, wish myself dead and as a family, we would berate him about it. Whether it was worse in the car (enclosed space, but windows can be opened) or the house (larger volume but no escape) was a matter of debate.
It was humiliating and I was grateful I was not like him.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Now I am in my mid to late 40s I am aware I have developed a new skill.
I can fart loudly and sustain a fixed volume level, whilst altering the note at will.
I was surprised at first, but it has become something I feel quietly proud of.
The only disconcerting part is ... they sound exactly the same as my father's did when I was young.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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