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    Afternoon

    Get well soon Zeity Snr.
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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      <Windsor Davis>

      Oh Dear. How Sad. Never Mind.

      </Windosr Davis>
      <wobblyhead>
      Welcome sir
      </wobblyhead>

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        <Windsor Davis>

        Oh Dear. How Sad. Never Mind.

        </Windsor Davis>
        <Windsor Davis>

        Shhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
        Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppp!

        I like that one better.
        </Windsor Davis>

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          And the classic:

          <Windsor Davis>

          Lovely pair of shoulders, lad, show 'em off.

          </Windsor Davis>
          Last edited by zeitghost; 4 June 2010, 12:40.

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            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Afternoon

            Get well soon Zeity Snr.
            Danke.

            However, I suspect the writing is on the wall, as it were.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              And the classic:

              <Windsor Davis>

              Lovely pair of shoulders, lad, show 'em off.

              </Windsor Davis>
              <Windsor Davis>

              Is it a mushroom? No. Is it a Soldier? No. It's Gunner Sugden!

              </Windsor Davis>
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Old age mostly.

                Bad lymph circulation (or lack thereof) in his legs, which look increasingly as if he's turning into an elephant.

                Plus I suspect there's something going on in his gallbladder again.

                Ho hum.

                It ain't no fun being 90.
                90 - Bloody hell, good age for a Daddy Lizard.

                I hope they sort him out
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
                  Just reported you to the mods for your bullying
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                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Nice.

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