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What's not tidy is that frigging junk room.
There's hardly room to swing a cat in there.
In the event that I had that desire, then it would be impossible.Comment
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How about fiddling with a pussy?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat's not tidy is that frigging junk room.
There's hardly room to swing a cat in there.
In the event that I had that desire, then it would be impossible."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Does she own a cat then?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOnly if it belongs to the lustee.
Oh, that's not wha...never mind.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Almost time to depart.
One of the shiny things I got out of the junk room was brand new & cost £75 when purchased sometime in the 1990s.
It's a 40 x 2 line alphanumeric LCD.Comment
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Would she let you play with her puppies too?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOnly if it belongs to the lustee.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDoes she own a cat then?
Oh, that's not wha...never mind.
She's allergic.
Just as well I had mine put down then
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I live in hope.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWould she let you play with her puppies too?
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On which lustful & perverse note:

Byeeeeee

Memo to self: make sure lustee never reads TPD or TPD II.Comment
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