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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Aye, time to head off I think.
    After I finish this game of Solitaire anyway.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      I hate it when pimps ring from a private or withheld number and don't bother leaving a message
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        Oh dear, that didn't go well

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          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          Oh dear, that didn't go well
          Not you as well

          I recommend the consumption of a few drinks.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Not you as well

            I recommend the consumption of a few drinks.
            Heck, let's all have a few drinks
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Heck, let's all have a few drinks
              And you say I'm a bad influence
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                Wotcha folks

                sorry to hear about the job Nor - but a bigger and better one will be along shortly.
                I've had many and varied phone calls over the last few days, lots of things 'in the pipeline' - yeah right!
                I've also just had word that I'm entitled to a £418 tax rebate
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Wotcha folks

                  sorry to hear about the job Nor - but a bigger and better one will be along shortly.
                  I've had many and varied phone calls over the last few days, lots of things 'in the pipeline' - yeah right!
                  I've also just had word that I'm entitled to a £418 tax rebate
                  I've just done my SA online, it was remarkably painless and according to HMRC I'm due £120 back
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Hello Pogle
                    Hello DaveB

                    It's always nice to get money back from the chiselling barstewards
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      For voodooflux:

                      On RadMac last night they quoted the song:
                      When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. That's amore.

                      This led to a discussion about the nature of a 'pizza pie'.

                      That is, to be a pie, it needs a pastry crust. And pieces of potato inside. And probably a deep base for the crust to sit on.

                      They concluded there would a significant market for a 'pizza pie' containing spuds and with a pastry crust. And gravy.

                      What do you think, vdf?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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