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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I shouldn't have used the word actually there ...
    I did wonder what it was doing there, but decided not to say anything

    Anyway, good night - time for me to snoozify

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      Nighty night
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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Bought the lustee a Lidl radiocontrolled clock yesterday, as she requested.

          She doesn't seem to frequent Lidl quite as much as I do.

          Then again, I suppose most people manage to control their desire for more spanners.

          And clocks.

          And spanners.

          And more clocks.

          I think I need my OCD pills again.

          And more OCD pills.

          And more more OCD pills.

          Though I suppose Lidl spanners are cheaper than high end hi-fi...
          But did you take your OCD pills or think you took your OCD pills?

          And was it before or after you unplugged the iron? You did unplug the iron, didn't you? And lock the door?

          Perhaps checking just one more time might be best. Assuming you have already checked today, of course. Which you might not.
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            Does anyone want any porridge?

            I was sleepy, misread the destructions and I did enough for 6.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              just had a weekend away in the Forest of Dean.
              Did the locals kidnap your wife and eat your children?

              They built the M4 bridge because of the number of people that went missing in the Forest of Dean. Allegedly.
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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                There's a really good "pub" there as well which serves great food as well as their own "Bugman's" beer - which is very nice indeed
                When I went I was driving so I didn't try the beer.

                But I did buy the Bugman model.
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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Does anyone want any porridge?

                    I was sleepy, misread the destructions and I did enough for 6.
                    no thanks, just had my cereal

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Hmmm, I suppose I'd better go and catch up as well. Do we have a spare time machine...I suppose there's a risk that trying to use the same one as BI could result in some temporal mishap?
                      Not at all.

                      The TPD Time Machine™ has the Contemporaneousity Option fitted as standard. It is made from canine gonads, apparently. Or a honey-maker's leg joints.
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