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    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    Hi ED

    Good to see you

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      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I might be a bit of a cow but I'm not that bad.
      Mmm... Zippy topside...

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Its really really good!

        Its very odd as Mrs BP is so incredibly happy!! So far we have not argued about anything. Well except me and the babysitter.......
        Did she want first go?

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Mmm... Zippy topside...
          Surloin dear
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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            According to Jerry Hall its one of three skills a lady should have.

            I think the others were something about a lounge and a bedroom?
            A wife should be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the drawing room, and a whore in the bedroom.

            Jerry Hall wasn't the first to say it, but she did an excellent job of bringing these essential principles to wider attention

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Surloin dear
              Whatever you say - one should always allow a lady to indulge her whims and fancies

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                A wife should be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the drawing room, and a whore in the bedroom.

                Jerry Hall wasn't the first to say it, but she did an excellent job of bringing these essential principles to wider attention
                And she had to sleep with Mick Jagger
                I have to take my hat off to the lady
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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Whatever you say - one should always allow a lady to indulge her whims and fancies
                  That should have been sirloin btw, so now we are cooking with mushrooms
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                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    And she had to sleep with Mick Jagger
                    I have to take my hat off to the lady
                    Worse than that - she didn't even have to; she chose to

                    I wonder if she took her hat off

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Worse than that - she didn't even have to; she chose to

                      I wonder if she took her hat off
                      Eeeewww - grim.

                      That's never Jerry Hall
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