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A millennium worth TWO HUNDRED bananananas!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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brew them and he will come.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThere's a story behind that, I'm sure.
A story best done over a few beers, I expect.Comment
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right, that's it.
i'm handing in the towel. damn fine driveling though bi. damned fine.
goodnight and may your wind be as sweet as your dreams.Comment
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Aldus Huxley's Brave New World, Thomas More's Utopia, George Orwell's 1984 and Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels all changed my view of the world. Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe made me re-evaluate who I was and what I am capable of.Originally posted by DS23 View Postyou're right goddamn it. brave new world it is then.
But, more important than any of these, is A. A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I've found a fan to be most helpful under these circumstances. It won't help under a duvet of courseOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'm farting fire again.
It's getting unpleasant being in the same room as my bum.
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I hope so, otherwise I'm in for nightmares!Originally posted by DS23 View Postright, that's it.
i'm handing in the towel. damn fine driveling though bi. damned fine.
goodnight and may your wind be as sweet as your dreams.
Good night. Sleep tight.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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No. It's slower than a slow thing in General too.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat was the approaching '00.
Or you frantically pressing <F5> to get the '00 post!
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Indeed. Underrated poets of the last millennium.Originally posted by DS23 View Postahhh the tull. i am quite fond of early tull.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postyeah. he's a demanding ****er that scourer.
by the way, where are the stats bi?
I shall try to endeavour to remember to not forget to think about considering having a look at having a go at them before much longer. Deffo.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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and a marching band or two...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA millennium worth TWO HUNDRED bananananas!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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