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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Sitting on a park bench
    Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
    Snot running down his nose
    Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. ...
    ahhh the tull. i am quite fond of early tull.

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      the twins vomited on the vicar?


      Didn't they do something like that at the Christening?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I think Scourer would say:

        "whers the stats BI"

        and

        "the key posts arent up to date"
        yeah. he's a demanding ****er that scourer.

        by the way, where are the stats bi?

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          If you wish. When you're ready.

          You've done good.
          lol - not too tardy yerself!

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            I went to a nephew's confirmation a few years back. It was a long and tedious service. It finished with the Bishop blessing the confirmees (sp?) and sprinkling them with holy water.

            Having done each, he then goes back again using more water. Then a water pistol. Then picks up a bucket and it degenerated into a water fight!

            It was so unexpected and so inappriopriate that it was absolutely hilarious!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              who ya gonna call?
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Ghostbusters
              I should call the curry shop.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                It's super slow in here again
                That was the approaching '00.

                Or you frantically pressing <F5> to get the '00 post!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  I'm farting fire again.

                  It's getting unpleasant being in the same room as my bum.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    century!

                    and half way to the next one.

                    which is a millennium

                    and a big one at that

                    (like we didn't know)
                    Indeed a big millennium.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I only do occasional drivel
                      Do more.

                      It's good for you.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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