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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    The best one was Dark Side and The Wall and A Collection of Great Dance Songs
    Oh I've got a mouse
    And he hasn't got a house
    I don't know why I call him Gerald.
    He's getting rather old
    But he's a good mouse.
    You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Greetings denizens

      I was going to say something but I've forgotten it

      Umm...

      Err...

      I... umm... it was...

      <shuffles feet>

      Greetings denizens <- <attempts to make up for fail by repeating greeting a bit louder>
      1st order drivel, indeed.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        And the lustee is up here this morning too.

        She likes raspberry ruffles apparently
        If that isn't a euphemism for cunnilingus I'd like to know what is.

        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        (according to twitter).

        So I've bought her some.
        Where does 'showing an interest' end and 'stalking' start?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          not these raspberry ruffles i hope...

          http://www.food.gov.uk/safereating/a...7/dec/monkhill
          Oh, no! They've got some MILK in them!

          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            If that isn't a euphemism for cunnilingus I'd like to know what is.

            Where does 'showing an interest' end and 'stalking' start?
            Sounds more like she enjoys eating at the Y to me.

            I'm sure ZG could show her the rror of her ways though. Given half a chance. Or even a 16th.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              So she knows you're stalking her on Twitter now?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Off to the A14 - I may be some time

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                  Off to the A14 - I may be some time
                  Good luck
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    what is the origin of the word blitz?

                    presumably from the german blitzkrieg...
                    Yep.

                    Blitzkrieg = lightning war.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Oh well.

                      No bj yet

                      got a hug though.
                      In a word: frottage.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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