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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Kewl!
    That helps make up - a little bit - for not getting the 194,000.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      strictly speaking it is a composite of two solo shows from consecutive days at the bridge school benefit.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        If a sausage roll repeats on you, that means it is lonely and wants a friend.
        Would a chicken balti pie be good company for it do you think?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Our last house had hard water and the kettle had furred up.

          This house has soft water and it is slowly dissolving the green fur.

          In places, the element is visible again.
          Proper Welsh Water as stolen from the People of Wales?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            It's doing it again.

            Posting ok, but timing out.
            I get that sometimes when the connection is poor and CUK is running slowly.

            It'll be those newbie students watching porn videos on the college network.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              What? Put the kettle on when you don't need it? In case you change your mind?

              That's illogical, Captain.
              I'm preempting myself insofar as I suspect I will need it shortly. Just in case, like.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                as i wrote "speaking" the truly magnificent nils lofgren solo from neil young's song "speakin' out" started.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Proper Welsh Water as stolen from the People of Wales?
                  Yes, when they weren't looking.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Would a chicken balti pie be good company for it do you think?
                    No.

                    As it is repeating on you, only a repetion will work. Eat the chicken balti pie by all means, but you still need another sausage roll regardless.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Proper Welsh Water as stolen from the People of Wales?
                      No. This kettle fur was stolen from the long-toed rat-faced folk of the southern plains.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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